i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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