my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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