you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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