Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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