Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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