I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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