they need to just BURY HIM!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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