I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Randomize