Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize