R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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