he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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