how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
