I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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