you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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