somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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