dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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