Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The adults are the big ones right?
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