Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
whose parrot is this?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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