I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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