I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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