well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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