she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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