The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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