i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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