Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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