? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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