So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm too high and old for this...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
