so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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