All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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