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the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
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I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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