Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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