that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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