I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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