Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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