I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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