didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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