they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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