Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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