ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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