Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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