i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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