Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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