...so i touched it.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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