Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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