It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We got so high we made milksteak
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.