Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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You. Win. At. Life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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