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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

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  joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole

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• (818): View more from California

  She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.

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