Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.

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(214): View more from Texas

Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?

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(818): View more from California

Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?

(614): View more from Ohio

I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?

(330): View more from Ohio

I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.

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(208): View more from Idaho

dont eat that thats our sex nutella.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.

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(817): View more from Texas

I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.

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