SEEEEXXX PLEASE
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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