Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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