In the future we'll all be gay
hell yes lets make some ravioli
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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