dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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