I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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