that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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